Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 03, 2020

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    I Mad Am I  over 4 years ago

    And when the King asks what is he making… it is a collection of poisons for the King’s Soup. (Smirk!)

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    B UTTONS  over 4 years ago

    … and when the King is away, it makes great GIN for a good dry martini.

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    hagarthehorrible  over 4 years ago

    Why does the wizard even bother about the fink?

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  over 4 years ago

    Blowing things up every now and then should discourage visits — that and acrid, toxic fumes.

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    rshive  over 4 years ago

    The ghoul looks impressed.

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    Troglodyte  over 4 years ago

    Appearances are important. If they don’t work, then so are disappearances.

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    jpayne4040  over 4 years ago

    Reminds me of those computer games that had a “Here comes the Boss” button that would pull up a spreadsheet so the boss will thing that you’re working.

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    micromos  over 4 years ago

    When the Kings away the Wiz will play.

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    Space_cat  over 4 years ago

    I did something similar for my work Zoom meetings, I moved my office workbench behind me. Arrayed it with tools, my dedicated coding PC, soldering iron, stereo microscope, 3D printer running, and a few electronic projects operating along with a bunch of old traffic control equipment wired up to provide an out of focus intriguing wall of “Blinking lights” and dials. Every day I’d move something around, add tools take away something else. I get a kick out of watching my co-workers squinting and staring around me when it is my time to speak. I’ve noticed after a few weeks of that No-one cuts me off, or interrupts, and my ideas are given about as much weight as our unit directors. My younger co-workers seem in awe, even my Director treats me differently, more like a friend. it’s really going to take some getting used to but I love it!

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    Ed The Red Premium Member over 4 years ago

    This was a thing in old movies. To show someone was at scientist, they always had a chemistry set going in the background. It didn’t matter what kind of scientist they were, they perpetually had red, yellow and green liquids boiling in a collection of beakers, pipettes, droppers and test tubes.

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    wirepunchr  over 4 years ago

    As one of my old foremen said “Mill about smartly”.

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    WCraft Premium Member over 4 years ago

    Dry ice and beakers full of colored water should do the trick.

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