Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for July 11, 2020

Added on in a hoarse voice, “And I am not getting paid!”

Fink must be going old and senile. He gave a job for someone who plotted to over throw him?

Hey Kid. You impressed the Fink. He’s starting you in an upper supervisory position. Otherwise, you could have been starting in the dungeons.

I’m guessing that the hatch to the stairwell is locked, from beneath…

I kid thee not!

And thus ends the “King Arthur parody” arc?

OJT kid OJT, you gotta crawl before you can walk

Hey short runt! We’ve told you, you’re not a king, you’re a FINK!

So what happened to the guy who usually does that job?

Keeping his enemies closer, is the King.

Watch out for flying bugs….strain them through your teeth…c

There were no clocks or watches in those times, so how does the new “crier” know what time it is?

Jeff doesn’t have enough wile to plot. Which is why he is now the sentry.

I doubt if the Fink saw Jeff as any competition.

Most kids would jump at the chance to stay up past bed time!

Reminds him of when he was a kid

Keep your friends close and your enemies closer

I say Jeff still should hate stabbed King Fink.

So much for the Sword in the Stone. Then there’s the Sword in the Scone. I like to put them on the tip of my heirloom Civil War cavalry saber and eat them that way.

That job sure beats getting locked in the dungeon.

the king gave him a SENTRY-LEVEL postion!

Microsoft and the government do that with hackers work for us or never see the light of day again