Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for March 17, 2021

  1. Gocomicsluna2
    Leojim  over 3 years ago

    It’s not hard to beat a big fat zero.

     •  Reply
  2. Coyote
    eromlig  over 3 years ago

    But partying at home means a much safer journey afterward — probably straight to bed by way of the loo.

     •  Reply
  3. Aaue7mcpja1uopxbdjvwu8qwfbx4eqtxshds 5xqqi 9
    SamuelMeasa  over 3 years ago

    The bars where closed.

     •  Reply
  4. Missing large
    cracker65  over 3 years ago

    Yes

     •  Reply
  5. 20150712 095628
    LookingGlass Premium Member over 3 years ago

    It’s not a real St. Paddy’s Day unless the beer is GREEN!!

    ;-P

     •  Reply
  6. Groucho
    Jayalexander  over 3 years ago

    You’ll never get a Guinness in the shade of green. Although after a few some of you dandies might be seeing green.Did you hear about Michael O’Shay who come stumbling through the door to his waitin’ wife. Ole Mike was covered in cow manure as he breathlessly explained that he took a short cut home from the pub through a cow pasture and dropped his Tammy. “I musta’ tried on half a dozen before I found mine deareast.”

     •  Reply
  7. Missing large
    Classyladyor  over 3 years ago

    We still need to be careful COVID is still going strong. EWEAR A MASK AND STAY HOME. BE SAFE!

     •  Reply
  8. Printscreen 2
    me_the_polish_gull  over 3 years ago

    Hey, sorry you had to wait for it one day, but I realized Part 7 was too short to part it in two mini – parts. I decided to post parts 7 and 8 in the same comment next day. BTW, happy St. Patrick’s Day everyone!

    WoI: The biggest. Adventure. Ever. – Part 7 (written with Duke’s perspective)

    I wasn’t proud of what was I doing. I thought, what Wizard, Rodney and others would think about it after all. But the King promised to give me some of his gold, if I’ll make it to the end. Suddenly, a mysterious knight came out of bushes. “Who are you?” I asked. The knight didn’t answered, but he got off his horse and he took a sword out of his holder. That meant he wanted to fight me. I grabbed my sword too. We started dueling. It was pretty easy. I almost beat him, but then… ,,Alaka – zog, turn into a frog!" In a short while I was a toad. The knight took off his helmet. It was Rodney! “You just had to, right?”, he said. “Told you, I could make it”. “No way, I wouldn’t let the Duke defeat you”, Wizard answered. “Why did you turn me into a frog?!” I called. “First, tell us, why did you agreed on the King’s option?” Wiz asked. I told them truth, becuase I was afraid Wizard would turn me into something worse. I needed that gold, to buy a castle. I had enough of living in a kingdom. “You were fooled by the King. He wants to use you as a tool, to get closer to Gwen” Rodney replied. “He wants to kill you, marry Gwen and take all the gold he would give you”. I couldn’t believe, the King lied to me. I was very mad. I asked: “Will you turn me into a human, if I’ll help you?” “Sure”. Wizard answered.

    Part 8 in replies

     •  Reply
  9. Snake on a hat 2003
    BigDaveGlass  over 3 years ago

    His Doctor told him to cut down to one glass a day…..

     •  Reply
  10. Awatchdog 2
    Watchdog  over 3 years ago

    God gave man alcohol to keep the Irish from ruling the world while the Scots kept watch.

     •  Reply
  11. Missing large
    Display  over 3 years ago

    I think I might go downtown. I’ll social distance and not drink a drop. I’ll only wait around until most of the wannabe chic, well to do suburban women get so plastered that they leave the bar, go curbside, grab the closest lamp post, and then change the color of their Jimmy Choo’s. I ought to be home by 11 – that’s 11am by the way. They’re soooo… What’s the word I’m looking for?… Classy. Every year.

     •  Reply
  12. Missing large
    donwalter  over 3 years ago

    …just going to have one…

     •  Reply
  13. Missing large
    NeedALaugh121  over 3 years ago

    Or the alternative – YOU stay home and “be safe”, the rest of us will go on living.

     •  Reply
  14. Fb img 1516982044221
    jagedlo  over 3 years ago

    Hey Bung, save some for the rest of the bar!

     •  Reply
  15. Profile msn
    vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Some of us St Paddy’s better than others and some of us do it more than others. They are not the same peolpe.

     •  Reply
  16. Picture 001
    rshive  over 3 years ago

    “In Heaven there is no beer. / That’s why we drink it here.”

     •  Reply
  17. Missing large
    V45mikky  over 3 years ago

    The beer is not green.

     •  Reply
  18. Cw avatar006
    blakerl  over 3 years ago

    I don’t like Green Beer.

     •  Reply
  19. Missing large
    jdsven  over 3 years ago

    Hmm. Vintage 2020. Terrible year.

     •  Reply
  20. Img 1610
    WCraft Premium Member over 3 years ago

    With celebrations like that – it could be just like last year very soon.

     •  Reply
  21. Missing large
    Thomas Lomonte  over 3 years ago

    Stay home? How about minding your own knitting.

     •  Reply
  22. Dvincent
    dv1093  over 3 years ago

    That looks like a bar Andy Capp needs to find.

     •  Reply
  23. Dc7a8he 6894e215 d1a0 4e68 951c 449706fa1d63
    WentBrown  over 3 years ago

    Sigh……………………… Bung you are disgusting.

     •  Reply
  24. Missing large
    Shonkin  over 3 years ago

    Oh for crying out loud, quit preaching and stop turning this into a political argument.

     •  Reply
  25. Printscreen 2
    me_the_polish_gull  over 3 years ago

    Notice Rod is the one, who isn’t wearing anything green.

     •  Reply
  26. Missing large
    corpcasselbury  over 3 years ago

    Make up for last year, or for the last ten years, Bung?

     •  Reply
  27. Hal2
    montylc2001  over 3 years ago

    I don’t find these funny anymore. I was a heavy drinker for years, quit 10 years ago. Somehow my liver survived it, I get it checked every year and it’s still in good shape…….but I’m having hip replacement surgery in a month, condition caused by heavy drinking in the past. And I’m only 58. Warning folks…..it will catch up to you one way or the other.

     •  Reply
  28. Avatar92
    JPuzzleWhiz  over 3 years ago

    Hey — shouldn’t that dart board have GREEN circles, instead of RED?

     •  Reply
  29. 9a61ec07410e91ff118cd354baf25d1f sticker
    Laurie Stoker Premium Member over 3 years ago

    Nothing can make up for last year.

     •  Reply
Sign in to comment

More From Wizard of Id