Wizard of Id by Parker and Hart for June 21, 2022

Does the Navy patrol the moat?

With a guy dressed as an police officer, another dressed as a motorcycle rider, and another guy dressed like a construction worker.

Were they sailing the seven seas, putting their minds at ease?

Know someone who joined the Navy to avoid the Army and “digging foxholes.” His son is a retired Major.

Found him in the village.

Make him a Marine.

Press-ganged……

At the YMCA with the Village People

Are you sure it wasn’t at the desert table?

This comic strip reminds me of my late father as he joined the Navy in WW2 at the age of 17 with written permission from his mother. The reason he did that was that he didn’t want to be drafted into the Army.

Even though he’s in the navy that doesn’t explain why they are walking on water in the crown room. Or even why there is a crystal clear lake in the crown room.

He was sailing the seven seas, his mind was at ease, he was making a stand…

Okay, so I’m hearing that the guy is a Marine now?

The Navy isn’t what it once was https://www.mrctv.org/blog/us-navy-endorsed-video-promotes-safe-space-and-preferred-pronouns

It was the recurring poster. Where can you find pleasure, search the world for treasure Learn science technology? Where can you begin to make your dreams all come true On the land or on the sea? Where can you learn to fly, play in sports and skin dive, Study oceanography? In the Navy!! They want you as a new recruit..

‘We want you, we want you, we want you as a new recruit!’

Well, yeah! They didn’t have the Space Force yet.

The Navy is like the Army with less marching, but a much better chance of drowning.

Put him back aboard!

Would that be the navy that patrols the moat?

Better food, that’s for sure.