Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for May 29, 2012

What! Kathy, you don’t have an house elf?Just send an an email to elfhome@gocomics.com and I’m sure they will send you (s)one.

May I have a house elf too?

votes for goatie in keeping with the current geek trend :)

I’d love to have a house elf, as well. Oh, man, John & Scott, you have to invent these lol

YAY! the beard is going !!!!! wait did I start the beard must go !

That’s too bad, I wanted to see what he looked like with an Ashurbanipal style.

I thought I had a house elf. Found out it was my wife!

There are no elves. Everyone knows its the sock fairy that picks up socks

Please?

enough hints..cut the mangy beard off!!

The only thing my house elf does is mess up the kitchen and drink all my beer never any work.Need to fire her.

House evles treat one sock of each pair with special heat-sensative magic that makes it disappear when the dryer gets too hot.

Anyone who can’t spell goatee should not wear one, or try to convince others to wear one. (The word does not end in IE!)

Why? Even a pygmy goat stinks up the workplace when you wear it around your neck.

Wait, is that why I have to pick up my husbands dirty socks, he might think there is a house elf? I need to talk to him.

Do we need to have a meeting of SPEW?

If Roy wants a house elf then keep the beard, bleach it white, and become Santa.

do it,,do it!!!

Shave, Roy, shave!!!

looking at my place…… PLEEEZZZE send house elf now! Please add Brownie to the mix.