Working Daze by John Zakour and Scott Roberts for May 04, 2022

“MAY THE FOURTH BE WITH YOU! ALWAYS.”

I worked for three years in customer service for the United States Postal Service. It’s why I know I’m going to heaven when I die because I’ve already been in the Other Place.

All that trying to please people can be a royal pain.

Their English is much too good for customer service.

I figured the guys would get a lot more traction out of this. I guess the Cease and Desist order got here earlier than expected…

It might have been the two hour PowerPoint about having a team attitude. Or the tiny cubicle in windowless room.

Too bad. They really Gru on me.

Everyone has a limit.

Umm, too despicable for minions? She should return them. They’re defective.

The word “despicable” makes me think of Daffy Duck.

Fifty-two years ago today, one of the most tragic days in US History. Thank you for refraining from making stupid star wars puns.

Nice punch line! I wonder if a crossover minions/Star Wars joke is feasable?