Wrong Hands by John Atkinson for March 01, 2019

I thought the last one’s about a neighbor in the Big Apple!

Hope you don’t mind if I suggest a couple more….

Defense: What encloses de property.

Docket: What a rich lawyer does with his boat when he’s too busy.

And…. I can’t claim credit, cos everybody already knows….

a Class Action Suit is what an uptown hustler wears.

Well played, sir! Don’t forget:Objection—To eschew nouns

Plaintiff—An ordinary fight

Contempt—Jailbird bribery

Sub poenas… Well, let’s not go there!

Politics: poli – many; tics (sic) – blood-sucking parasites

Legal briefs: worn under lawsuits.

Misdemeanour: The nastier of the two court secretaries.

The first cartoon Pastis reads everyday to get inspiration for his corny puns

The English language is very confusing with many definitions for the same spelled words.