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Way back, my father was in NYC for a meeting. Khrushchev was visiting and had a parade. Dad had to walk real close to the building to get down the street and a pigeon got him all over his suit coat. Never did forgive the russians.
A frigate bird bombed my sister. What made it eerie was that I had been watching the soaring bird for several minutes, worried that it would bomb soon.
wldhrsy2luv over 6 years ago
My husband used to say that. Never could figure out why.
Baslim the Beggar Premium Member over 6 years ago
That was the foo-bird. And you know the saying, If the foo sh*ts, wear it.
(Stolen from a joke I heard more than 50 years ago.)
mesotiny1 over 6 years ago
What kind of bird blankets you in poop?!? Let me know so I can mark it off my vacation list…
dmdip over 6 years ago
Is it a bird? Is it a plane? (The third possibility is too dreadful to contemplate).
petecocker over 6 years ago
Way back, my father was in NYC for a meeting. Khrushchev was visiting and had a parade. Dad had to walk real close to the building to get down the street and a pigeon got him all over his suit coat. Never did forgive the russians.
nosirrom over 6 years ago
Birdy, birdy in the sky. Why’d you do that in my eye? Boy I’m glad whales don’t fly.
bookworm0812 over 6 years ago
Eew. Jeepers, what the heck was that? A freakin’ pterodactyl?!?!?
Bill The Nuke over 6 years ago
Give him the bird.
Stephen Gilberg over 6 years ago
A frigate bird bombed my sister. What made it eerie was that I had been watching the soaring bird for several minutes, worried that it would bomb soon.
coffeeturtle over 6 years ago
…like when after you get your car washed…
bo_bo_deluxe almost 3 years ago
Yes, it means next time you won’t be pooped on by an even bigger bird.