WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for July 25, 2019

“Son, don’t be ungrateful. Do you know the effort I made to catch this prey?”

Wait until you meet your new step-dad.

So Scar won’t dethrone the Lion King; the heat will.

“Pass me the kale, kids.”

“Yeah, I heard. But climate is not weather. Drop the hippie crap and go hunting. We’ll adapt."

GASP! NOW you tell me!

Eat’em and be done with it.

Nice built-in pit remover!

Don’t forget, Mondays are “Meaty Monday” – a burger for lunch and a steak for dinner!

I.m envious he’s eating a $5 avocado.

As if, only humans buy into that vegan thing.

“well, son, hunting and gathering is actually more environmentally friendly than agriculture, especially when propagating non-native species, such as avocados on the Serengeti.”

I just KNEW that there was a better way to get the avocado pit out. Now I just gotta grow some sharp fingernails.

“Kids, eating meat lets all the CO2-breathing plants live. Who the heck have you been listening to?”

Cats are obligate carnivores—-they must have meat to survive.

I like being a carnivore. Vegans are on the menu.