WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 21, 2019

I’d sleep alone in a locked room after that comment.

When he agrees to carry the third, then she might go along.

The fifth of NEVER!

Oh, c’mon, mom. You’re having fun and kids are so very rewarding and stuff.

“getting”?

Looks like they never discipline those two brats.

A third method of birth control?

…getting? begetting?

What a romantic devil!

‘The night before’ at the Bobbit household.

When does he get out of the hospital!

She already has a “third” and it’s standing at the sink asking stupid questions.

Kill him now. Prison will be much less stressful.

After we talk about you getting a second wife.

The murder charge was dismissed as self defense.

This is what happens when you give kale to kids. Now it is time to shove a fist full (fist still attatched) down HIS throat.

Glad we decided to stop at one child. Whew!