WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for October 07, 2019

Not to encourage such behaviour (and more to do with the tagline than the visual), but the caption brought to mind the Jeffrey Dahmer cookbook

I’d starve to death.

I slaughter and process several lambs every year. If I didn’t keep kosher I would do pigs as well. It isn’t that difficult.

As they say in Texas, “Food eats Vegitation!”

It would reduce the population but the rest of us would be fine. Face it most people couldn’t grow their food either.

Kale? Ewwwww

I really doubt that would make the slightest bit of change in the climate.

Considering the USA has more guns than people, this should be easy.

The climate would be better off if there were no humans, so everyone just, you know….

Yeah, it’s so much easier to kill plants – they can’t move as well.

I just killed a six pack.

Okay, no problem. You go first and tell me how it went.

Hypocrisy! The cows kill grass so turnabout is fair play!

It would work wonders for my diet.

Problem solved! Just pull out the ole .243 or .270 and drop that big boy in his tracks. A little butchering and a little of grilling and dinner is served. Easy.

“Oh, no, don’t slay that potato!” — Tom Paxton