WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for February 27, 2020

I hate when that happens

“I believe in short engagements.”

Pilot for M*A*S*H*?

This could result in an explosive relationship.

And you just dumped Sally of EOD a week ago……

this land is your land,

this land is mine

Meh. Ya can’t live forever.

Come to Illinois. We citizens have been walking on financial land mines most of our lives!

At least you can have some comfort in knowing it is one of your own.. Proudly made in the US of A. Try to salute as you stand up..

Someone quick! Call the bomb squad…..Oy

this reminds me of the cartoon box skit where a returning solder proposes to his girlfriend but gives her the pin to his grenade and dies

Earnest Hemingway of an alternate universe.

You know you’re a world-class idiot when you step on an exposed landmine.

If it’s an anti-tank mine, your weight won’t be enough to trigger it,