WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for June 10, 2020

Kale yes I do!

go grill a tofu dog.

Nothing like a good BBQ…by the way the chef needs a beer.

I despise man-buns. Nice touch!

“Nothing will benefit health or increase chances of survival on earth as the evolution to a vegetarian diet.” -Albert Einstein

Good to know that ole Al was wrong about a few things!

The new equation: Meatless = Friendless. We no longer send invitations to a couple who have gone on some weird diet. No matter what we cook there is something there that they “can’t eat”. We still share a friendship, just not meals.

Pleasant scene, just before the attacking radical Hindus wipe them out. All legal due to the Religious Freedom Act.

It’s not vegetarianism that costs you friends. It’s developing a sense of smug superiority about it that drives people away. The same is true of your religion, your exercise regime or your salary.

I don’t understand. You can still have friends if you’re vegetarian.

Quit being a self-righteous jerk and your friends will let you hang with them.

Vegetarians are just dandy. Political vegans are, at best, intolerable.

Meat is murder… Tasty, tasty murder!

So…you’re friends are all murderers?

Might miss them more if they end up on ventilators… or worse…

It has been proven that plants have feelings and communicate with each other. Vegans are murdering plants.

Become a Breatharian. Soon. Please.