WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for August 14, 2021

It’s terminal!

High taxes and potholes will wear you out.

Hmm? Shouldn’t it be “teenagehood” instead? His symptoms are normal things for an adult to do.

If you thought being an adult is bad try being a parent

Just wipe your butt with your bills. Two problems solved.

That must be Yorick on her desk.

Move back in with your parents.

I used to have groceries, now I have inventory. It’s been years since shopping was fun.

How much for that skull, lady? :)

It’s probably a hangover from too much whine.

Whiny Millennials

Well, during the past year and a half, buying toilet paper has been kind of difficult.