WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 17, 2022

You’re guaranteed that anything will offend some snowflake

Hmmm… This James B(l)ond must be an English Espionage Spaniel, or what do I know… In each case a real Gun dog.

Maybe he will do no harm to this Blofeld guy – but I would be careful if I were his cat – or his postman…

I’m sure he can learn to SHAKE his paw, not STIR it.

I don’t know. They’ll probably accuse you of hating and discriminating cats.

I’m pretty sure almost everyone will be offended in some way.

Nice job making a cute puppy into something offensive.

Why is he asking the camera person?

Blofeld: “I am the Supreme Commander of SPECTRE, Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion.”

Bond: “Woof woof woof.”

Blofeld: “I… don’t know what that means. I know I said I don’t expect you to talk but it certainly does help move the plot along.”

Bartender: ’Your order, sir: bowl of kibble, shaken not stirred."

“Talk? No Mr. Bond, I expect you to SIT!”

My cat was offended by this cartoon.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ceS_jkKjIgo

A cat would be more suave and stealthy. And does the bow tie imply gender?

SPCA will halt filming for serving alcohol to a dog. They will have to put a producer in a dog costume to be the stunt drinker.

007K9

It’s the only way I’d watch it.

That could be interesting!

I am outraged – When will a cat finally get his turn!

If the idiots are saying that roles should be played by people with the characteristics of the role, must ahead person play acorpse? Or dows a role of a person who will be killed require the actor/actress to actually die? Or a paralysed person?And must special effects be replaced by reality effects?