Also, they don’t actually exist, so….
Why, I thought mermaids were HOT…
Lots of fresh water in warmer climes.
Too cold.
and they can’t live at the north pole, only the south pole, so … oh, that’s penguins. Nevermind…
Never knew that.. I always figured it’s because they like frolicing in warm water, and.. they know what cold water does to men.
I hear a siren.
There are plenty of them in warmer climes, where they compete on the Dugong Show.
Gross…
…in Minnesota, anyway.
They struggled ’til the bitter end.
The Lorelei is said to live in the Rhine river in German.
And you know this because… you’ve never seen on in fresh water?
Also, they don’t wear bras.
Wulff & Morgenthaler
enigmamz 10 months ago
Also, they don’t actually exist, so….
alikgator 10 months ago
Why, I thought mermaids were HOT…
jconnors3954 10 months ago
Lots of fresh water in warmer climes.
ladykat 10 months ago
Too cold.
Slowly, he turned... 10 months ago
and they can’t live at the north pole, only the south pole, so … oh, that’s penguins. Nevermind…
Alberta Oil Premium Member 10 months ago
Never knew that.. I always figured it’s because they like frolicing in warm water, and.. they know what cold water does to men.
jel354 10 months ago
I hear a siren.
gammaguy 10 months ago
There are plenty of them in warmer climes, where they compete on the Dugong Show.
akachman Premium Member 10 months ago
Gross…
prrdh 10 months ago
…in Minnesota, anyway.
Frank Burns Eats Worms 10 months ago
They struggled ’til the bitter end.
jmcenanly 10 months ago
The Lorelei is said to live in the Rhine river in German.
Skeptical Meg 10 months ago
And you know this because… you’ve never seen on in fresh water?
rodjen1 10 months ago
Also, they don’t wear bras.