WuMo by Wulff & Morgenthaler for September 19, 2024

Half are invites to funerals.

The bible is full of ridiculous stories.

Now we know what caused the fall of the Roman Empire

Do one favor…

Anybody can turn water into wine. All it takes is a few weeks … and some grapes.

Sounds fishy.

I like the idea that his mom dinged him about the wine because his disciples (including some thirsty fishermen) drank up more than their share.

But it was actually after feeding the multitudes that a lot of people followed him around, hoping for seconds. (See John 6:25 and the following verses for an example.)

Now do Mo.

Favorite religious joke: Jesus comes upon a mob of people getting ready to stone a woman for adultery. He does not tell them to stop, merely tells them “Let he who is without sin cast the first stone” as he slowly turns to look at everyone in the crowd. Suddenly, a rock flies over his head and strikes the poor woman in the chest. Jesus whirls around, spots the rock thrower and yells out “MOMMM!”.

Just wait until you start feeding them like at the feeding of the 5000!