Woman: We can't find your luggage, sir, but here's a complimentary ball point pen!
and a complimentary lost luggage form.
Oh, well then…..that makes everything ok.
Young girl”s smile works for me everytime.
Have you ever noticed that if you go somewhere cold where you need your clothes, the airline will loose you luggage but if you go somewhere hot, where you can lounge around in practically nothing, they don’t.
the pen is free, they charge you to file the missing luggage form. Their mistake, you pay for it.
Use that pen to draw a toothbrush and toothpaste. Good luck with that.
hold out for the retractable ballpoint, Zig; don’t settle for the one with the cap
Luggage Bic up?
there are several ways to kill a person with a ball-point pen.
The memories of the trip are more important anyway Ziggy. That you will never forget. Chances are the pen is out of INK!
It’s in Scottsboro, Alabama. They’ll be glad to sell you your own stuff.
Loose means not tight. LOSE means to misplace.
@freeholder1- You really cracked me up that time! ( several ways…)
At least he still has his pants.
“Thanks, lady! And could I suggest what you can do with your free pen?”
June 27, 2016
June 28, 2021
Superfrog over 13 years ago
and a complimentary lost luggage form.
Manitobaman over 13 years ago
Oh, well then…..that makes everything ok.
lewisbower over 13 years ago
Young girl”s smile works for me everytime.
pamlicorat over 13 years ago
Have you ever noticed that if you go somewhere cold where you need your clothes, the airline will loose you luggage but if you go somewhere hot, where you can lounge around in practically nothing, they don’t.
momazilla over 13 years ago
the pen is free, they charge you to file the missing luggage form. Their mistake, you pay for it.
lightenup Premium Member over 13 years ago
Use that pen to draw a toothbrush and toothpaste. Good luck with that.
Nighthawks Premium Member over 13 years ago
hold out for the retractable ballpoint, Zig; don’t settle for the one with the cap
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
Luggage Bic up?
freeholder1 over 13 years ago
there are several ways to kill a person with a ball-point pen.
DrMoses over 13 years ago
The memories of the trip are more important anyway Ziggy. That you will never forget. Chances are the pen is out of INK!
gofinsc over 13 years ago
It’s in Scottsboro, Alabama. They’ll be glad to sell you your own stuff.
Loose means not tight. LOSE means to misplace.
stewartava over 13 years ago
@freeholder1- You really cracked me up that time! ( several ways…)
mrprongs over 13 years ago
At least he still has his pants.
Fogger_man over 13 years ago
“Thanks, lady! And could I suggest what you can do with your free pen?”