Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for February 06, 2019

Shhh, quiet, or everybody will want one.

In the end the pessimist may be proven right but the optimist will have more fun on the trip!

The opportunist will take the glass and drink the water that’s in it while the optimist and the pessimist argue about whether the glass is half-empty or half-full.

Actually, it is not half full or half empty— 50% water, 50% air, but full, none the less.

Ziggy? He goes to correcting the amounts after determination of the volume of the insect.

I think it was Dilbert who said, “the engineer says the glass is too big.”.

Protein!…

… and you’re halfway to the next one.

The optomist says the glass is half full.

The pessimist says the glass is half empty.

The realist says there’s twice as much glass as there needs to be.

I’ve certainly had days like that!

Actually how you view it depends on if you are thirsty or have to finish what’s in it. I also heard someone comment it’s if you pouring or drinking.

Water with protein added, The latest health drink!!!

Quick Pull him out Ziggy maybe you can resuscitate him and feed him to your Parrot!

Would it upset your metaphorical universe if I told you my glass was stolen?

Mine is refillable…

The Englishman looks disgusted, pushes his beer aside and calls for another one.The Scotsman doesn’t look too pleased either, but he takes out the fly and takes a big sip of beer.The Irishman looks most irritated of all, reaches into his glass, pinches the fly in between two fingers while yelling: “spit it out, spit it out!”

I always said it’s time to order another beer. I guess that makes me pragmatist.

That’s a classy joint, the serve hors d’oeuvres.

Pour out your glass and start over. Make it a full glass this time.

his glass looks like it has a roll of TP in it