Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for November 22, 2019

I’m having “a hot time in the old town to-night”, thank you very much. :/

Everything is just slightly charred.

must’ve been quite a flambé

At restaurants where someone other than your wait person brings your food, wait person comes by 5 seconds later and asks that question, I’m like, “I don’t know, I haven’t tasted it yet”.

Next time you enter and ask for a table for one, and the server asks, “Will that be a smoking or non-smoking section?”, opt for the non-smoking table.

Ziggy must have ordered the flamin’ yawn.

Um… Mr. Waiter? Fire burns. Fire hot. Fire hurts.

That must have been Something Flambeau.

they always ask me that when my mouth is full!!

A little too much flambe!

Think I will wait until it “cools” down.

This why you shouldn’t use too much hot chilli sauce on your food.

Looks like it’s slightly overdone.

“lit”

He’s warming up to dinner.

Well, my flambe is a bit flamburnt

“It’s a flamin’ disaster.

Knew he shouldn’t have gotten the firehouse wings

Why are you “like”? What are you “like”? Maybe you thought you should say something.Not “like” a dumb (unable to speak) person?Or maybe you like what he said?

‘A glass of water..perhaps two?’

I burned my tongue. Calling my lawyer.