Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for July 17, 2020

That really happened to me!

The one “we lost”? Uh lady, do you know SOMETHING about HOW Ziggy’s luggage was lost???? ;/

So who’s luggage is she giving away?

with my luck there would be something illegal sewn into the lining…..with the cops waiting outside!

An airline once slit my luggage. It was part of a nesting matching set that had been discontinued. They found a bag that was sort of the same color & a very different size. Told me that was the best they could do.

Isn’t there a store/warehouse in Alabama or somewhere south where you can browse and purchase lost/unclaimed airline luggage?

“Yes, but it’s full of itchy, scratchy clothes with tags that poke you that I can’t wear!”

Passenger: I want a ticket to Berlin, and my luggage sent to Tokyo.

Ticket Agent: I’m sorry Sir, we can’t do that!

Passenger: Why not? You did it before!

(a rant this reminded me of)… I reserved a rental car specifically because I wanted to use the opportunity to do an extended test drive of a vehicle I was considering purchasing. When I went to get it they had a different vehicle. They said, sorry, but this one is nicer than the one you RESERVED. I said no thanks (gruffly) and stomped out. They were befuddled. (later, of course, I thought I should have said, “what part of ‘reserved’ do you not understand??”)

It might contain the severed hands from a dead body…

I think he should inspect it, just in case…

My wife’s nice piece of luggage, which was badly damaged, was replaced by a piece of crap.

Of course, most bags today are crap, since they have to be lightweight.