Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for August 28, 2021

You’re mistaken Ziggy. You didn’t hit the ball you whiffed it.

so move a few centimeters away from the tee and problem solved?

The problem is that your swing is in the playground with the teeter-totter and the slide.

Not to mention before you hit it. But that’s what happens when your legs are only 9 inches long – with a knee in the middle … at least, I assume you have knees (maybe not?)

Just watch out for mashies.

Good one, Ziggy.

It’s the clubs. I used to own a set just like that.

If you wore pants, maybe things wouldn’t get in the way.

No worries. It meets the requirements of a great shot: you can find it and it’s closer to the hole than when you hit it.

Golf spelled backwards is flog.

His club is longer that he is. Can you imagine Tiger using clubs 6 feet long?

He just needs a set of Dorf clubs.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1PBe22oqiE

Looks like you used a croquet mallet instead of a club. That’s how the ball landed in “front” of you instead of to the left.

Ziggy should take golf lessons from Ed Norton!

Henny Youngman, 1968

I’ve never tried this game but I’m sure I’d be a Ziggy in it somehow.