Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for June 08, 2022

or just hang up

Your call is important to us, well not important enough to answer but almost that important

Just lay the phone down, go have a cup of coffee. When you come back there should be someone on the line.

“Press ??-????? to play Brass Bonanza” I swear I’m going to find out the numbers for that, someday.

New 911 system?

press 2 for. english

I try to avoid doing business on a phone if at all possible.

“For a listing of the ways technology has improved our lives, press four.”

Note 15-button horizontally-oriented keypad. What planet is Ziggy from, again?

“If you want to say “no” in German, press 9.

Ha, ha, love the third option :)

If you would like to hear a duck quack, press 7.

me waiting on the other line