I took a series of adult education classes on Saturday mornings for a year. No matter how hard I tried to avoid him, I usually wound up sitting behind an old man who had — I swear — a thick layer of green hair in each of his massive ears. I would try not to look, it was so gross, but I couldn’t help it. I kept wondering if maybe it was some kind of moss or fungus and not hair. It was a silvery green, but definitely green.
Botulism Bob over 1 year ago
That’s the first hair he will grow in years… as far as we can see.
allen@home over 1 year ago
Ziggy doesn’t have to worry about that. No ears.
B4ItNs over 1 year ago
Wish my head hair would grow like my ear and nose hairs, I’d have a full head of hairs, maybe that’s where the hair club transfers the hair from, lol!
dcdete. over 1 year ago
And when your mustache grows sideways only on one side of your nose? Lopsided growth?
HOTLOTUS1 over 1 year ago
you can grow ears in your hair?
PoodleGroomer over 1 year ago
I had hair. Then I had money. Then I had children.
JLChi over 1 year ago
I took a series of adult education classes on Saturday mornings for a year. No matter how hard I tried to avoid him, I usually wound up sitting behind an old man who had — I swear — a thick layer of green hair in each of his massive ears. I would try not to look, it was so gross, but I couldn’t help it. I kept wondering if maybe it was some kind of moss or fungus and not hair. It was a silvery green, but definitely green.
ArcticFox Premium Member over 1 year ago
And then you grow forgetful!
harvey812abc over 1 year ago
Ugh – Two down, one to go.
constantine48 over 1 year ago
I have more trouble with the eyebrows (they were fine until 40, now I have to keep trimming them.)