Ziggy by Tom Wilson & Tom II for October 16, 2023

Without mammaries it is probably very difficult.

Truthfully, I’d never even thought about it!

Do chickens have nipples, Greg?

Groucho: "Waiter, do you have milk fed chicken?

“Yes.”

“Well, squeeze me out a glass.”

Is that what you get when you “choke the chicken?”

And don’t even get started on almond milk ….

Don’t laugh people, it’s coming.

Even harder separating the milk to get the cream.

Just as hard as it is to milk a mushroom!!!

Don’t even want to think about what kind of milk chef may get out of a chicken.

Ugh. I don’t wanna think about it.

It’s even harder to get the wings off of a buffalo.

English is a profoundly puzzling language – the soup is NOT “Cream of Chicken”, it is “Creamed Chicken”, and even that is contextually awkward, at best…

Stupid, no, really stupid…

What a bargain!

Chickens don’t have titties.