“No, thank you. But, I did order whipped potatoes…”
“No, but I would like a cheese sauce for them. Or their complete removal.”
“No, but you can spank my monkey.”
“Ever since my masochistic baby went and left me,
I got nothin’ to hit but the wall…
Nothin’ to belt but my pants…
Nothin’ to whip but the cream…
Nothin’ to beat but the eggs…
Nothin’ to punch but the clock…
Nothin’ to strike but a match…
Oh, nothin’ to hit but the wall."
—Shel Silverstein (R.I.P.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4fowz3bhfI"
I couldn’t find a recipe for flogged broccoli, but I did find one for whipped broccolihttps://www.becoming-health.com/blog/whipped-broccoli
I believe all vegetables should be flogged. And my cholesterol tests prove it.
try the whipped cream…
“Yes please. Whip it. Whip it good.”
We are Devo…
Flogged, flayed and then served to someone else!
Not really! But you can flogg off
The S&M Diner.
Yes – and while you’re at it, you can work over the Brussel Sprouts as well!!!
Yes please. For crimes against humanity
Back in the Day
Eric Scott
DavidPlatt almost 3 years ago
“No, thank you. But, I did order whipped potatoes…”
Teto85 Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“No, but I would like a cheese sauce for them. Or their complete removal.”
Rev Phnk Ey almost 3 years ago
“No, but you can spank my monkey.”
The Brooklyn Accent Premium Member almost 3 years ago
“Ever since my masochistic baby went and left me,
I got nothin’ to hit but the wall…
Nothin’ to belt but my pants…
Nothin’ to whip but the cream…
Nothin’ to beat but the eggs…
Nothin’ to punch but the clock…
Nothin’ to strike but a match…
Oh, nothin’ to hit but the wall."
—Shel Silverstein (R.I.P.)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n4fowz3bhfI"
celeconecca almost 3 years ago
I couldn’t find a recipe for flogged broccoli, but I did find one for whipped broccolihttps://www.becoming-health.com/blog/whipped-broccoli
Ren Rodee almost 3 years ago
I believe all vegetables should be flogged. And my cholesterol tests prove it.
gopher gofer almost 3 years ago
try the whipped cream…
Doug K almost 3 years ago
“Yes please. Whip it. Whip it good.”
kgs almost 3 years ago
We are Devo…
namleht almost 3 years ago
Flogged, flayed and then served to someone else!
Zebrastripes almost 3 years ago
Not really! But you can flogg off
Bill The Nuke almost 3 years ago
The S&M Diner.
Colorado Expat almost 3 years ago
Yes – and while you’re at it, you can work over the Brussel Sprouts as well!!!
aussie399 Premium Member over 2 years ago
Yes please. For crimes against humanity