1 and Done by Eric Scott for June 02, 2023

And if you two get hungry during the night. The mattress is edible.

Just don’t toast it.

Mattresses are so over priced. I ordered foam and made my own at about a tenth of the cost of comparable mattresses.

First you butter them up, then you close the sale.

If they buy today, they can get a bread spread for free.

And of course, we keep the sourdough in storage in the back.

Idk…seems it would be too lumpy …..who wants to sleep on a seedy mattress?

If you don’t like the multi grain, try one of the waffles.

Is it safe for germaphobes?

What a half-baked idea. I’ve seen silly sleep designs, but this one takes the cake.

I prefer my multi-grain mattresses without the crust.