Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for February 17, 2015
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Andre: One mocha latte and two bagels with cream cheese. Adam: Can you do the thing? Andre: I told you I wasn't comfortable with that anymore. Adam: Pleeease? It helps. Andre: Sigh. As your magic barista, I now declare this meal fat-and-calorie-free. Adam: Really: Thank you magic barista!!
I’ve always firmly believed that foods consumed at coffee hour after church are calorie free. If you’re worried about excess calories in cookies, break them in half and shake them onto a napkin. The calories fall into the napkin, which be disposed of immediately, because if you lay the cookie on the napkin the calories soak right back in.
That’s my story and I’m sticking to it.