Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for August 19, 2020

Poor Laura. Taking care of 5 kids and holding down a job too.

Proof positive he was dropped on his head as an infant!!

Nobody wants their coffee to turn on them.

What exactly is in that coffee?

Yes, Katie coffee does have feelings!

Plus it’s not so gross if you add a little sugar and maybe some cream, they even have assorted flavored syrups available.

He’s fooled an awful lot of people in order to get as far as he has, hasn’t he?

Coffee is great! Black unadulterated coffee, freshly ground!

I agree with Katie. Coffee tastes like burnt rubber.

It’s an acquired taste, Katy. I used to hate the stuff too. Now I drink it every morning when I work. Usually flavored. I’ll admit though, I like coffee best when it’s in a frozen frappuccino type drink!

Although I don’t like coffee, I can relate to Adam. Showing love and respect, even for inanimate objects, creates a wholesome, contented environment; however, my wife thinks I’m growing too attached to Alexa.

I bet if Adam had more than one cup on his desk they’d break into a song

I’ve served my brews

Time after time

I’ve done my perking

Using a drip grind

And really bad pots

I’ve made a few

I’ve had my share of grounds that leaked through

But I’m drinkable

We are the champions, my friends

And we’ll keep on pouring ‘til the end

We are the champions

We are the champions

No time for snoozers

’Cause we are the champions of the world

You’re right, Coffee; it’s time to ditch the kid.

And you Adam? You are strange

I suppose we grow out of “gross coffee” at the point when we figure out that a “coffee break” is about the only universally accepted break from most all work.

Coffee breath is even grosser.

At some point we did theorize that my Nuclear Coffee could self replicate and become self aware

Better not to take chances with something that powerful

I was this way with Diet Sunkist before they cut the caffeine by more than half.

Two extreme points of view. Although I love coffee myself, Adam my need to go to Coffee Anonymous.

I’ve tried coffee, it tastes gross, very bitter.

I like coffee. I understand why Katy thinks it’s gross. I’m not sure I understand Adam at all.