Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 04, 2020

Laura, he will never learn!!

Could you stop in Ireland and bring back a six pack of stout?

Or just walk there, like the Flash.

If you can’t thread the needle on the sewing machine WHILE it’s moving, it’s not strong enough.

“Adam, stop flapping! You were actually gaining altitude!”

If he tried to lay down on the couch he’d never physically touch it. He’d just vibrate above it like the Flash.

Been there, done that.

Probably wouldn’t again.

Flying always gets you in trouble

You can use a little super strength or super speed and probably get away with it

When you fly people notice, and now everyone can take video anywhere

Get the same effect doing two lines of fresh ground French roast, espresso grind, put out on a mirror and snorted with straw. Not that I’ve ever done that… That’s what they say.

If a little caffeine makes you ‘jittery,’ then you are basically an ‘amateur-in-training’ to be a REAL coffee-holic.

Okay, let him loose in the garage and see how clean he can get it before he burns out.

My coffee hero.

Opt for number 2…..

tie him up to the sofa and add some milk jars, then see if he does cream or butter in results.

I was reading the label for an energy drink (massive caffeine) and noticed the warning about heart palpitations. I hope Adam has a strong heart.

Make sure to file a flight plan. Oh and don’t forget to bring your passport.

Drug abuse is not funny. Caffeine is a powerful, addictive and, in large quantities, deadly drug.

Funny mask story….yesterday I was waiting at the Dr.‘s office for the gentleman I caregive for. It was early so I’d brought a mug of coffee with me. Of course being masked I had to lift it to sip the coffee but it spilled all over the mask and me. I changed the mask and left it in my purse to dry. Later on my way home I took it out to wear again, and it smelled just like my coffee. Immediately I thought of Adam so I decided to give it a test. Sure enough it did give me a bit of a coffee jolt just with the smell. Maybe Adam is really onto something here :-)

@Harrell – maybe cut back on experimenting with drugs and glorifying drugs in a comic made for families and children. The incessant addition to coffee is one thing (although if you substitute Beer for Coffee it wouldn’t be that acceptable), but out right drug use crosses a line.

Don’t worry, a small heart attack will calm him right down…

If he tried to lie down on the couch, the couch would start vibrating.