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I do the dishes, clean the house and do my own laundry. My wife doesnât want me doing any of her laundry. You shrink one shirt well over 40 years ago (no it wasnât on purpose) and youâre never again to do any of her laundry.
Yesterday, while the wife was at her part time Iâm-bored-with-retirement job, I cleaned the kitchen, vacuumed the house, gave the dog a bath, mowed the lawn, went to the dump, hauled sand for patio pavers, leveled and packed said sand, did the grocery shopping and washed the dishes after dinner. The only comment I got?, âyou missed a spot on that panâ. And I agree with Just-me above, even though Iâve never damaged anything in the laundry I still get spoken to if I try to âhelp outâ by doing a load or two. So, I do not do laundry.
My husband says he doesnât help me; he does things with me. He wears half the clothes in the laundry, he eats off the dishes, he eats half the food, so going to the store, doing the wash, loading and unloading the dishwasher is a joint project. (And yes, I know I am blessed.)
Reminds me of the original North American release of Final Fantasy IV (titled Final Fantasy II at the time). Whenever you successfully hit an enemy with an instant-death attack, the message on the screen would say âSwoonâ.
C over 1 year ago
Chore play, huh?
Maizing over 1 year ago
Nothing sexier than a âdishyâ man.
SHIVA over 1 year ago
Well, he did SOMETHING!!!!
i_am_the_jam over 1 year ago
Or heâs still dealing with Writerâs Blockâą.
eced52 over 1 year ago
Can you say Prince Charming kiss?
j_m_kuehl over 1 year ago
Research for a new Book, âHusbands canâ
diazch408 over 1 year ago
Adam deserves a big kiss, Laura!
Just-me over 1 year ago
I do the dishes, clean the house and do my own laundry. My wife doesnât want me doing any of her laundry. You shrink one shirt well over 40 years ago (no it wasnât on purpose) and youâre never again to do any of her laundry.
bbenoit over 1 year ago
Yesterday, while the wife was at her part time Iâm-bored-with-retirement job, I cleaned the kitchen, vacuumed the house, gave the dog a bath, mowed the lawn, went to the dump, hauled sand for patio pavers, leveled and packed said sand, did the grocery shopping and washed the dishes after dinner. The only comment I got?, âyou missed a spot on that panâ. And I agree with Just-me above, even though Iâve never damaged anything in the laundry I still get spoken to if I try to âhelp outâ by doing a load or two. So, I do not do laundry.
Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member over 1 year ago
Heâs probably procrastinating that job he took from âThe Jerkâ yesterday.
assrdood over 1 year ago
Having a âswooneyâ wife might be fun on occasion.
vaughnrl2003 Premium Member over 1 year ago
Okay dude. Youâre walking on thin ice here. Youâre taking the wind out of my âdoing chores as an apologyâ sail.
Dani Rice over 1 year ago
My husband says he doesnât help me; he does things with me. He wears half the clothes in the laundry, he eats off the dishes, he eats half the food, so going to the store, doing the wash, loading and unloading the dishwasher is a joint project. (And yes, I know I am blessed.)
ChessPirate over 1 year ago
As Bernadette on âThe Big Bang Theoryâ says:
âYou want something stupid, or you did something stupid.â âș
chemgal over 1 year ago
No woman ever shot a man while he was doing dishes.
ladykat Premium Member over 1 year ago
Good man, Adam. Make your wife swoon more often.
MuddyUSA Premium Member over 1 year ago
The first sensible thing heâs doneâŠand why she swooned!
amaneaux over 1 year ago
Reminds me of the original North American release of Final Fantasy IV (titled Final Fantasy II at the time). Whenever you successfully hit an enemy with an instant-death attack, the message on the screen would say âSwoonâ.
brick10 over 1 year ago
Iâm not buying the âNOTHING.â response.
cuzinron47 over 1 year ago
Now why is doing simple chores around the house regarded with suspicion.
raybarb44 over 1 year ago
Not the right response if you want it to continueâŠ.
pflutke59 over 1 year ago
All I get is complete silence.
T... over 1 year ago
Perfect for Adam, restaurants always need dishwashers, good practiceâŠ
Budman 2 over 1 year ago
Same dish in all 4 panels !?