Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for November 01, 2023

bring the garlic

Douse him with tabasco sauce, that’ll bring him around.

Dowse him with holy water and raise everyone else’s spirits.

365! Leap year.

Break out the virgin bloody marys.

Bury him until next October.

Try 365 days till the next one. 2024 is a leap year.

Throw him out in the daylight!

Uh… no… 2024 is a leap year… 365 days left….

Leaping lizards!

Next year is a leap year, so, 365

Cheer up, Clayton. The “speedbump” is coming and you’ll at least get some good turkey.

BURN HIM!!!!

Sorry, got carried away.

Glucose hangover from all the candy?

That’s the problem with investing any event (Halloween, Xmas, Wedding, Sadie Hawkins Day…) with too many expectations, the day after is always super-depressing

Use a ouija board. That will raise his spirits.

Question.. with the paranoia in America about strangers (especially wearing masks) knocking on doors and possibly getting shot.. is trick or treating in America hazardous?

I feel worse and worse every year. I’ve lost all that holiday magic I once had as a kid. No one around me wants to do anything anymore especially those my age. They want to go get wasted or sit at home being angry, grumpy old farts. I’m a millenial and watching my fellow millenials act like they’re 100.

I’ll be a 300 day withdrawal period. I didn’t say 365 because he starts celebrating again two months before.

Please not Encourage that little monster

The whole trouble with the vampire meme, especially the “sexy vampire” meme, is that it just won’t die.