careful there Clay, the real Santa is recording
He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he’s knows if you been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake, or he’ll lick you and lay eggs on your toothbrush,
I gotta admit it—didn’t think it was possible—but Clayton just grossed me out.
Before or after he uses Katy’s toothbrush to scrub the floor.
“He’ll” lay eggs? Whoa!
“Hi-Ho… I mean Ho-Ho-Ho…” ☺
Take your frog away, Clayton.
Santa would NEVER do that…..
Santa Frog was a North Pole tadpole.
What if she does something bad to Santa Frog, that keeps it from lickin’ and laying eggs?
What is this, Christmas or summer camp? Oh, that’s right, it’s family values!
That’s even more disgusting!
Don’t worry, frogs can’t lick. They’re tongues are too sticky.
Somebodies been studying real kids…
I know – “somebody’s”…
Chanukah gifts may be much less in number (and price), but no one licks them. (Chocolate gelt is eaten – not licked.)
seanfear 9 months ago
careful there Clay, the real Santa is recording
snsurone76 9 months ago
mccollunsky 9 months ago
He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he’s knows if you been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake, or he’ll lick you and lay eggs on your toothbrush,
Uncle Kenny 9 months ago
I gotta admit it—didn’t think it was possible—but Clayton just grossed me out.
nosirrom 9 months ago
Before or after he uses Katy’s toothbrush to scrub the floor.
Il Siciliano 9 months ago
“He’ll” lay eggs? Whoa!
ChessPirate 9 months ago
“Hi-Ho… I mean Ho-Ho-Ho…” ☺
ladykat 9 months ago
Take your frog away, Clayton.
raybarb44 9 months ago
Santa would NEVER do that…..
Frank Burns Eats Worms 9 months ago
Santa Frog was a North Pole tadpole.
cuzinron47 9 months ago
What if she does something bad to Santa Frog, that keeps it from lickin’ and laying eggs?
tvstevie 9 months ago
What is this, Christmas or summer camp? Oh, that’s right, it’s family values!
Not the Smartest Man On the Planet -- Maybe Close Premium Member 9 months ago
That’s even more disgusting!
Cactus-Pete 9 months ago
Don’t worry, frogs can’t lick. They’re tongues are too sticky.
T... 9 months ago
Somebodies been studying real kids…
T... 9 months ago
I know – “somebody’s”…
mafastore 9 months ago
Chanukah gifts may be much less in number (and price), but no one licks them. (Chocolate gelt is eaten – not licked.)