Adam@Home by Rob Harrell for December 14, 2023

careful there Clay, the real Santa is recording

Revenge, Katy. Last week you got Clayton all paranoid with your talk about Santa’s surveillance.

He sees you when you’re sleeping, he knows when you’re awake, he’s knows if you been bad or good, so be good for goodness sake, or he’ll lick you and lay eggs on your toothbrush,

I gotta admit it—didn’t think it was possible—but Clayton just grossed me out.

Before or after he uses Katy’s toothbrush to scrub the floor.

“He’ll” lay eggs? Whoa!

“Hi-Ho… I mean Ho-Ho-Ho…” ☺

Take your frog away, Clayton.

Santa would NEVER do that…..

Santa Frog was a North Pole tadpole.

What if she does something bad to Santa Frog, that keeps it from lickin’ and laying eggs?

What is this, Christmas or summer camp? Oh, that’s right, it’s family values!

That’s even more disgusting!

Don’t worry, frogs can’t lick. They’re tongues are too sticky.

Somebodies been studying real kids…

I know – “somebody’s”…

Chanukah gifts may be much less in number (and price), but no one licks them. (Chocolate gelt is eaten – not licked.)