Adult Children by Stephen Beals for February 11, 2025

quick…. give it to Berle!

Looks like the gallon-sized jugs were already sold out. It must be good stuff!

He buys cologne every week? What’s he doing? Bathing in it? In which case, he definitely needs April Bloom’s intervention.

You tell him, April Bloom!

And Honey, she knows of what she speaks………

I once had to sit through an 45 minute bus ride, with a woman who meranaded herself in perfume! People were choking, coughing and opening the windows! Whatever kind of perfume it was, I was allergic to it and broke out in hives!

Axe him what brand it is.

I had an unhappy coworker (who stunk at their job) who wanted to “show the higher ups how unhappy they were” and had a spray bottle of stink water at their desk. They would douse themselves and the air around them with the stink water, which made all of us sick. It just smelled of chemicals. Finally HR was able to confiscate it, and reassign them to a different location.

April is translating the message in the bottle.