Agnes by Tony Cochran for March 01, 2013

It’s average for Agnes, she’s whelm-grounded.

Actually it means “engulfing” or “submerging” … I would say Agnes is normally the whelmee, especially at school…. even if she would like to picture herself as the whelmer.

I consider her whelmingIntrowhelmingExtrawhelmingOtherwhelmingHelp me out here, she doesn’t fit a 3D grid.She has i, j and k components as in the imaginary square roots of negative one.

Quasiwhelming. Pseudowhelming. Semihemidemiwhelming. Megawhelming and microwhelming.(Hiya, SS. I was just about to paste the def. from my fave dictionary when I saw that you beat me to it.)

Goofing of as kids we used to say, “oh no! I’m just all whelmed over!” Whelm is cool.

I am whelmed by Agnes this morning.

Ironically, it’s archaic for “overwhelming.”

The principal’s “Whelm-come” mat is out.

I agree with Trout.

LOL!!! This is my new favorite!!