Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 18, 2022

So she is capable of learning something

I think her grandma already knew what it was.

Does her lamp have monkeypox?

in both cases you’ll be punished Agnie

Without the ear-holders, it looks like Agnes has two black eyes!!

I know better, but…

Honesty is almost always the best policy. But there are exceptions.

Agnes should’ve replied, “Neither. It’s the truth,” while looking earnestly at Grandma.

It is better to remain silent, and be thought a fool, than to open your mouth and get sent to your room.

She has a good teacher on sarcasm.

Does Agnes wear those sunglasses at night like Cory Hart?

She is really worried about getting cataracts, and none too soon

Especially when flattery can work better.