Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 22, 2022

Someone call the cops before something really awful happens here, please

I don’t get Agnes’ punch line.

Agnes rushes in… where even fools fear to tread.

with that kind of sales pitch her potential customers are gonna be saying “i don’t that”…

Honesty is not always the best policy, especially if you are selling a bogus product. I think Agnes can outrun them though. (I was going to say “her”, but then I wasn’t completely sure if that pronoun applies)

Agnes doesn’t hold back

Until panel #3, I just thought they were a design on her puffy blouse sleeves.

I don’t think beautiful women should get tattoos. But if you’re already ugly, then by all means, knock yourself out!

She should tell her the cream will transform the tattoos into something attractive, but that’s an oxymoron

Even the pics of “Look Who Goes To Wal-Mart” or something similar can’t measure up to the Trailer Park Denizens…

Agnes, that’s your local market: your skin cream makes their tattoos look better and last longer over time. Don’t pass up the $$$!

Yes, they make all kinds of skin cream products for tattoos. Each artist has their own it seems. My hubby always buys them.

brutal sales approach

Oh, I get it. Agnes found some tarps in a dumpster! :)

That’s Agnes, subtle as ever!!

So marketing is not in Agnes’ future.

Sham product, insulting salesperson . . . can the bankruptcy filing be far behind?