Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 18, 2022

If it was stolen from “Jiggly Jim’s Burgers”, you probably don’t want to put yourself at risk of being charged with possession of stolen property, Agnes. You should at least check with “Jiggly Jim’s Burgers” to see if it was stolen, and if they want it back. Maybe they don’t, and then you’ll be stuck with it … er, it’ll be all yours!

FBI is on it

Looks a bit like Bob.

It’s “found art.”

He looks like that boy who has a crush on Agnes

I wonder what part of him “jiggles”.

i don’t think i’d want a burger from someone who’s jiggly…

Well it’s actually better than some of the stuffed animals or weird little statuettes we often see on Agnes’ bedroom dresser.

Andy Warhol would agree with Agnes.

Red and white checkered overalls would make him Big Boy.

Art is in the eye of the beholder, Trout.

Why is there a large wrist watch on the post?

And this is funny because…?

Get jiggly wit’ it, Aggie! ☺

Jiggly Jane is much more appealing

Art is in the eye of the beholder. Or:

Alex (in an art gallery, contemplating a piece of sculpture): Is it good art?

Elaine: Do you like it?

Alex: Yes.

Elaine: Then it’s good art.

— Dialog between Alex and Elaine in the TV series Taxi

Reminds me of the episode of That 70’s Show where they took the head of the clown from the fast food place but Jackie was always afraid of it since childhood and screamed when around it.