Agnes by Tony Cochran for October 20, 2022

i wanna see that epoxy worked out with wood

Now I have a strange desire for sticky buns…

If you get away with it as art then it is art – apparently.

Gluteus Cyanoacrylate (GCA)?

19th century chamber pots may have looked like that.

There is duct tape for that region as well.

glued glutes, what a sticky problem…

In my past as a grocery store employee a regular customer shared with a female coworker that she got work done to highlight a specific lower region of her body. I so much wanted to tell the customer she had a nice derriere but figured HR wouldn’t understand.

“Kiss my Vinaigrette…”

(ಠ  ͜ ಠ)

He said, acidly.

She should have glued the bowl right side up so it would double as a salad bowl in a fine, 7 course dinner

Two days ago we were told that kids used to climb up and smack this guy on his fat bottom. Apparently they wore it out.

As this strip circles the drain…

for statues only I hope, it would require a special applicator and agreat deal of care, if used on living buttocks.

Is she referring to “Butt Paste”

Butt-poxy for your saggy glutes. Get the firm lift that you desire.