Agnes by Tony Cochran for April 17, 2023

thank you, a pencil would do – and better not be sharp too

Throw in some blue (handicapped), and red, and you will have quite the palette.

Makes big money?

Never knew these painters had a union!!

Big money is a relative term

These are the 2 poorest girls in one of the most run down trailer parks in the country

Doesn’t take much to look like Big Money

Yellow and white kittens are cute.

And blue paint. Don’t forget the blue for those of us with handicap hang tags and plates! :-)

How about lines in the parking lot with kittens and puppies within the line designs?

Every day her uncle paints less and less, because the can of yellow paint gets farther and farther away

Tell Agnes not to bother sending me a catalog of her artwork, even if she chooses to omit “ridiculously cute.” I won’t be a customer.

traffic paint yellow and traffic paint white – i worked for a paint manufacturer – in Ohio.

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agnes’ll need some traffic cones for when she’s painting. maybe trout can cadge some from her uncle…

Wonder what Agnes will actually do when she grows up.