Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 05, 2023

apparently lowering the standards, Agnes, doesn’t get you far off

It must be borscht or gazpacho. Otherwise, how could Granny Aardvark hold a hot saucepan?

Compromise… cake soup.

How can you tell if Uri Geller has been by?

Granma isn’t going to be convinced that cake is better for dinner. Soup it is.

I’d like some cake!

Now she knows what to buy Granny for Christmas, if she had any money

Not Forking soup again!

Umm… bend the offending tines until they are sufficiently straight?

The soup with the big rocks or the little ones?

I just had some black beans for my meal. They were very good. Only a few months — or at most a year — out of date.

the forks are telling agnes to get bent…