Agnes by Tony Cochran for December 17, 2023

I don’t know what kinda physics she’s doing, but surely not something Einstein would want to deal with.

The neighborhood dumpster must be full of junk—like that hideous lamp.

She who fails to plan plans to fail.

I was working at NASA in the late 60’s when we changed to Success Oriented Management where the motto was “Failure is not an option.” With this in mind, the Space Shuttle was the most fantastic spaceship ever designed but had no escape mechanism. They have gone back to the escape capsule which helps a lot but failure is definitely an option.

Only time will tell.

She did nothing today, but she didn’t finish doing nothing. Since she’s no quitter, she’ll continue tomorrow.

Agnes started life with nothing and I hear she has most of it left.

♪ a warm wind to keep me hypnotized, i’ve got my pockets full of free time…

always thought that chris smither wrote that song, but it turns out it was a guy named paul macneil…