Agnes by Tony Cochran for May 29, 2024

I’m glad to see someone with worse memory than mine

Most likely, Agnes’ last day was in the principal’s office.

Somehow I see Agnes doing Snoopy’s happy dance.

The only thing that compared to the feeling of freedom on the last day of school was the feeling of freedom on my last day of work when I retired.

Poor Agnes, she’s her own worse enemy. She hates school so much she can’t even remember whether or not she attended on the last day, Hah! for me that would have been the most memorable of the year.

Agnes’ soul must have danced on Trout’s lunch.

Calvin set a pretty low bar, but Agnes is the absolutely worst student in Gocomicsville Unified Schools. I hope the media blames the school district like they do everywhere else.

Now she’ll have more time to awash her clothes

Wonder if they passed, or does anybody fail grades these days? :)

Whether they are coming or going would depend upon the time of day. They go to school in the morning. Trout has worked that out anyway.

Too poor to pay attention.

Agnes doesn’t pay attention on the first day; doesn’t pay attention on the last day. Gotta give her credit for consistency.