Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 14, 2024

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    seanfear  6 months ago

    or “yes” with a laughter

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    chris_o42  6 months ago

    Gravity—not just a good idea, it’s the law!

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    ChessPirate  6 months ago

    Defying Gravity – ˘つ✊

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    Niko S  6 months ago

    Good luck with that one Aggie.

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    rshive  6 months ago

    If Grannie is cranky, Agnes, she’ll let you try.

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    LostOne  6 months ago

    Flying is easy. You just have to fall and miss the ground.

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    mfrasca  6 months ago

    “There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.”

    ― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

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    the lost wizard  6 months ago

    Grandma is pretty down to earth. :)

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    mindjob  6 months ago

    Granny’s not in the mood for levity

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 6 months ago

    If, grandma is “real” religious.. it’s a given she is cranky.

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    j12181951  6 months ago

    Fundamental physics usually trumps religion.

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    Mike Baldwin creator 6 months ago

    Here’s the problem. If I let you defy gravity I have to let everyone Define gravity.

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    David D Smith Premium Member 6 months ago

    Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing. (And don’t panic!)

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    David Huie Green LoveJoyAndPeace  6 months ago

    It would come in handy If a person could do it, a machine could be made to do it. Transportation would be transformed.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 6 months ago

    If she’s cranky, she’ll say levitate the junk on the floor and clean your room!!!!!!! :)

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    gopher gofer  6 months ago

    it’s good that agnes is willing to take a flyer on things…

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    neatslob Premium Member 6 months ago

    I’ve had dreams where I could pull my feet up off the ground and float. And in the dream it even seems perfectly reasonable!

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    BWR  6 months ago

    As long as you haven’t studied the law, it shouldn’t be a problem.

    Just ask Bugs Bunny.

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