Agnes by Tony Cochran for June 14, 2024

or “yes” with a laughter

Gravity—not just a good idea, it’s the law!

Defying Gravity – ˘つ✊

Good luck with that one Aggie.

If Grannie is cranky, Agnes, she’ll let you try.

Flying is easy. You just have to fall and miss the ground.

“There is an art, it says, or rather, a knack to flying. The knack lies in learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. … Clearly, it is this second part, the missing, which presents the difficulties.”

― Douglas Adams, Life, the Universe and Everything

Grandma is pretty down to earth. :)

Granny’s not in the mood for levity

If, grandma is “real” religious.. it’s a given she is cranky.

Fundamental physics usually trumps religion.

Here’s the problem. If I let you defy gravity I have to let everyone Define gravity.

Flying is the art of throwing yourself at the ground and missing. (And don’t panic!)

It would come in handy If a person could do it, a machine could be made to do it. Transportation would be transformed.

If she’s cranky, she’ll say levitate the junk on the floor and clean your room!!!!!!! :)

it’s good that agnes is willing to take a flyer on things…

I’ve had dreams where I could pull my feet up off the ground and float. And in the dream it even seems perfectly reasonable!

As long as you haven’t studied the law, it shouldn’t be a problem.

Just ask Bugs Bunny.