Agnes by Tony Cochran for August 09, 2024

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    Yakety Sax  3 months ago

    Up it to a half a million.

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    seanfear  3 months ago

    your mom is an … industrious woman, Trout…

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    mfrasca  3 months ago

    Agnes found a mummified monkey paw?

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    Twelve Badgers in a Suit Premium Member 3 months ago

    The more I learn about Trout’s mom, the more interesing she sounds.

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    ChessPirate  3 months ago

    Sheldon: So with this level of high-power laser array, we would actually be able to solve the black hole information paradox once and for all.

    President Siebert: That’s impressive, and how much funding were you looking for?

    Sheldon: $20 million.

    President Siebert: Really? You think you can build that for $20 million?

    Sheldon: Not a chance.

    President Siebert: I’m sorry, then why are you asking me for it?

    Sheldon: Because once you’ve spent $20 million, you’re much more likely to give me an additional 50.

    President Siebert: So actually, what you’re saying is with $70 million, you can build this.

    Sheldon: I can see why you’d think that, but no. You can’t go to the board of trustees and say you gave Sheldon Cooper $70 million and have nothing to show for it. No, the only way you’d be able to save face is to double down.

    President Siebert: So 140?

    Sheldon: And then double again.

    President Siebert: 280?

    Sheldon: And then – good news – not quite double again. So, uh, what do you say? We have a deal?

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    rshive  3 months ago

    Make yourself a success, Agnes — a rich success.

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    well-i-never  3 months ago

    Of course she does!

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    Alberta Oil Premium Member 3 months ago

    I thought Trout’s mum was doing it as job and “coming” in second was fun enough

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    mindjob  3 months ago

    They might have to worry about being audited with all those IRS agents

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    the lost wizard  3 months ago

    Okay then, new plan. :)

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    Mike Baldwin creator 3 months ago

    That’s about as high as I can count too.

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    j12181951  3 months ago

    I need to meet Trout’s MIL*…uhhh Mom

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    dpatrickryan Premium Member 3 months ago

    I don’t think Trout’s Mom is the best one to be taking life lessons from, except maybe as a bad example.

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    Impkins  Premium Member 3 months ago

    What a great way to go through life. I CHOOSE FUN!!!!!!!!!!!! :)

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    snowedin, now known as Missy's mom  3 months ago

    I have always chosen fun.

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    Aladar30 Premium Member 3 months ago

    Weird to see Trout so positive.

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    gopher gofer  3 months ago

    ten grand would be just grand… ☺

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    paullp Premium Member 3 months ago

    Second time in three days we’ve been exposed to the wisdom of Trout’s mom.

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