Amanda the Great by Amanda El-Dweek for December 16, 2024

We’ll pray everyone gets safe and sound while and after that picture is taken

Yes, he expects to be regarded as executive.

Well, single Windsor. Do a double Windsor for the poor guy.

Ric looks as happy as most of the men I’ve seen wearing a tie. That is if they don’t normally wear one. Those guys wish they weren’t wearing one, but it’s inforced by the nature of their jobs. Kinda like dresses and heels for women.

Nobody really likes a tie. A cat will turn it into a tie-breaker competition.

I put bows around their necks. They come from presents so it doesn’t matter if the cats take them off and bat the bows all around the house. Ties just don’t bat as well. Unless they are bowties.

Most cats do not like wearing clothes. When my wife was little the family cat let her dress him and push him around in a baby carriage. She was his Preferred Human. He was not as tolerant of others.

A long time ago I went to a youth pastor’s retirement party. His friends and former students hung ties like a Garland all over the sanctuary. I like me a nice artsy tie, like Van Gogh’s Starry Night (ﾉ◕ヮ◕)ﾉ*:･ﾟ✧

Will Toonces get a fabulous strand of pearls?