There was a country pastor who would start his sermon at 11:30 and preach until he heard the whistle of the 12 o’clock train. Unfortunately, one Sunday the train was an hour late.Another pastor would put a breath mint in his mouth and preach until it was all gone… until one Sunday he accidently put a shirt button in his mouth. The board of elders made him change that habit.
There was a country pastor who would start his sermon at 11:30 and preach until he heard the whistle of the 12 o’clock train. Unfortunately, one Sunday the train was an hour late.Another pastor would put a breath mint in his mouth and preach until it was all gone… until one Sunday he accidently put a shirt button in his mouth. The board of elders made him change that habit.