Andy Capp by Reg Smythe for July 24, 2020

watch out for the ca-… oh, never mind; Andy’s going to make a splash in it anyway

Well….. It depends on which part of him you want?

@Number Three Today’s strip IS funny, our HERO Mr Andrew Capp’s location has been stated correctly by Jack to Flo, who still cares about the drunken sot :o) my avatar is a sketch of Dennis the menace stating that since everyone has had their Flu shot he does not have to , he could not be more wrong , this year I shall conquer my phobia of needles and have my shot+any tested vaccine against Covid 19 that may have developed, I am too young to kick the bucket :o) how was your day? our Finally Friday should be busy but calm I hope , I wish to thank all my friends on this site for the care they showed for Connie, take care and BCNU pal

After all these years Flo should know what Jack meant by “partially”

I had a boss that would come into work with a hangover at least twice a week. He was a souse too.

Jack hasn’t had the time to sweep him out yet

Sorry, luv. His operating system has just crashed.

When did he get a car? He would just drive it into the canal

I don’t want to take the fun away from the strip but my first thought was how irresponsible Jack is to keep serving Andy to the point where he ends up crawling on the floor.

It means Jack didn’t throw Andy far enough!

The sequel is he finally gets the car started and heads off down the road, only to be pulled over by a cop who was watching the whole performance. He passes the breathalyzer test while all the drunk drivers head off in the other direction. Turns out he’s the designated decoy.

You can head him off at the canal, but take you time, it’ll be awhile.

Andy always gives true meaning to the words pub crawl!

Andy just never seems to know when he’s over the threshold!

Which part left?

Look at the state of him.

Jack should have said “He’s out head first”

xxx

@Afficionado

I have a small bruise on my arm after giving blood on Tuesday even though the needle was in a good position. I can always tell when it’s in a bad position because I can still feel it while donating.

I’ve taken the liberty of uploading a pic. Nobody should look if they are freaked out by anything like this. It’s not a big bruise, I swear.

https://flic.kr/p/2jptYu5

And yes, I know my arms are really hairy. It’s what being partly Asian and African does for you.

Enjoy your favourite nosh today, pal. Don’t look at the photo if you are about to eat!

Sending best wishes and much love to Connie.

Andy Capp and Otis Campbell from Mayberry NEVER drink and drive. Otis once bought a car but never drove it drunk.

Once again, Andy is drunk as a skunk. (Where did that expression come from anyway? Skunks are not known to have a fondness for alcohol, nor are they ever seen inebriated.)

Andy has no car.